Category Archives: Funny

punchline in need of a joke

I just thought of a great punch line in need of a joke: “Altar boys in burqas” Someone help me out here… Advertisements

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Hide the Bible

In hotelier circles, there must be a concept that every person who stays in a hotel room will drift off to sleep, a bedside-table-bible perched across the chest open to a page alternating between red and black type on tissue-thin … Continue reading

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Separated at birth

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Harold Camping saves the world

I’m still laughing about the end of the world. Or about Camping. Or both. I’m not laughing because only your god knows when the world will end. I’m laughing because you believe in a god. And nobody knows when the … Continue reading

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Hello, god. Did you forget about us?

Hello? tap, tap, tap Is this thing on??? Come on, everybody! Sing along!! Oooooooooooooh… Harold Camping sang his song doo dah doo dah Camping’s billboards now all gone oh, de doo dah day Waiting for rapture all night Waiting for … Continue reading

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The Rapture (or The End is here and I’m cumming!)

Open letter to the ignorant masses who believe in Rapture 2011 Rapture: “The state of being transported by a lofty emotion; ecstasy.” Bella Donna really fills me with “lofty” emotion… May 21, 2011??? You really think that the world will … Continue reading

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Praying for rain

Rick Perry, the governor of Tejas decided to thwart god’s will by pleading for him to stop…um…not raining. In fact, it is not only Gov. Perry who decided to interfere with god’s mighty plan for humankind (or at least texas-kind) … Continue reading

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