Hello, god. Did you forget about us?

Hello?

tap, tap, tap

Is this thing on???

Come on, everybody! Sing along!!

Oooooooooooooh…

Harold Camping sang his song
doo dah
doo dah
Camping’s billboards now all gone
oh, de doo dah day

Waiting for rapture all night
Waiting for rapture all day
Got up this mornin’ the sun was shining, no fires engulfing the earth, people weren’t running around screaming, the seas weren’t boiling, there was no plague of locusts, no pussy boils, no angel of death waxing poetic from the back of an oft and ill used metaphorical horse
oh, de doo dah day

sung (loosely) to the tune of the American standard “Camptown Races.

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Skeptic, Humanist, Freethinker, Atheist
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