Rick Perry, the governor of Tejas decided to thwart god’s will by pleading for him to stop…um…not raining. In fact, it is not only Gov. Perry who decided to interfere with god’s mighty plan for humankind (or at least texas-kind) – he issued a thumb-in-god’s-eye proclamation for all Texans to tell god what a bad job he’s doing by not letting rain make it to the state.
God needs this like another hole in his son’s hand…
His proclamation which was authored on April 21 encouraged texans to pray from April 22 to April 24. Did it work? Here’s a helpful diagram to show the benefit of his leadership:
There it is. PRAYER WORKS!!! God relented and let forth his tears to provide his faithful servants with less than two-tenths of an inch of rain.
Stupid, patronizing Perry. Less religiosity and more governing from you, if you please.